I would have been screaming “agent!!!” “agent!!” “agent” about 10 seconds into that phone call!!! Incredible patience that you have, my friend! Couldn’t help but smile with all your descriptions of what happened… Having that automated bitch from hell telling you that you had called before is spooky. Very futurustic!!!!
OK… nobody could have made up that kind of a weekend. You’re forgiven and off the hook.

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